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12:56am September 19, 2014

“God doesn’t hate you, because God isn’t real”

— Bert McCracken — The Used (9/17/14 Sioux Falls, SD)
12:55am September 19, 2014
  • Plays: 145,520
  • Track Name: Pop punk bands saying "friends"
12:53am September 19, 2014
berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

12:53am September 19, 2014
12:51am September 19, 2014

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

12:50am September 19, 2014

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
12:48am September 19, 2014
12:48am September 19, 2014

alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

12:48am September 19, 2014
christianscorner:

gloomyteens:

christianscorner:

gloomyteens:

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12:47am September 19, 2014

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

12:46am September 19, 2014

You will remember me for centuries.

12:46am September 19, 2014

420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future

12:45am September 19, 2014
d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

12:44am September 19, 2014
12:44am September 19, 2014

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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